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2009 11:23 am
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Hello everyone, I am Jeanne-Marie Beaubier. I have been at your school for a few days now and I would like to say that it seems lovely. You have a wonderful teaching institution here. Thank you again for your hospitality.
There seems to be a lot of clothing left in my room from its previous occupant, unfortunately. Would anyone like to look through them before I give them to Goodwill? I certainly am not interested in keeping them.
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July 12th,
2009 10:06 pm
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I am participating in Yes Week! Go ahead. Give me the best that you have.
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May 31st,
2009 1:50 am
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You picture secret-making people are so misinformed that it's sad. It's hardly anyone's business but ours, but after that horrific article, I've decided that Jean-Paul can't get all of the attention around here. Luci has been seen in public with us because he is in a serious relationship with me, not my Olympian brother. Who doesn't believe in dating where he teaches in any case, I hate to break all of the hearts of the ladies with this news, but it's the truth. Now hands off my Italian charmer. Consider him taken.
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May 29th,
2009 5:38 am
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Yes, my brother is training to win the Olympics for Canada. Yes, he is going to use a prototype power inhibitor developed by our old Department to do so. If you have anything to say about it, by all means go ahead. Risk my anger. I am feeling very good about hitting people who deserve it at the moment.
( Private to Jean-Paul. )
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April 17th,
2009 12:19 am
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Maybe you should all start sleeping with one eye open, children.
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January 21st,
2009 9:12 pm
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I have someone else's laundry mixed in with mine by mistake! There is a navy blue football t-shirt and red flannel boxers and many pairs of socks that have no mates. If you do not claim these things, they will become mine. Or perhaps end up on the flagpole. Do children do that anymore these days? Boxers on the flagpole?
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December 28th,
2008 5:43 pm
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( Private to Luciano. )
( Private to Jean-Paul. )
I am not going to be around until after New Year's, mes étudiants, so I wish you all a happy holiday! Take care! xoxox!
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December 14th,
2008 8:25 pm
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81. If you were to discover your closest friend was a heroin dealer, what would you do?
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November 25th,
2008 5:05 am
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183. A cave-in occurs while you and a stranger are in a concrete room deep in a mine shaft. Before the phone goes dead, you learn the entire mine is sealed and the air hole being drilled will not reach you for 30 hours. If you both take sleeping pills from the medicine chest, the oxygen will last for only 20 hours. Both of you can't survive; alone, one of you might. After you both realize this, the stranger takes several sleeping pills, says that it is in God's hands, and falls asleep. You have a pistol; what do you do?
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November 17th,
2008 12:48 am
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Last week's question was completely upstaged. Unfair!
5. If a new medicine were developed that would cure MUTANTS "arthritis" but cause a fatal reaction in 1% of those who took it, would you want it to be released to the public?
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November 10th,
2008 2:03 am
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118. If your friends and acquaintances were willing to bluntly and honestly tell you what they really thought of you, would you want them to?
None of you could take it!
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November 3rd,
2008 1:49 am
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GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
42. How would you react if you were to learn that your mate/crush had had a lover of the same sex before you knew each other?
...with the follow-up:
Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone of the same sex? To someone in your family? If so, how did you deal with it?
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October 14th,
2008 7:15 am
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I don't care whose damn turn it is.
88. You, your closest friend, and your father are on vacation together, hiking in a remote jungle. Your two companions stumble into a nest of poisonous vipers and are bitten repeatedly. You know neither will live without an immediate shot of anti-venom, yet there's only a single dose of anti-venom and it is in your pocket. What would you do?
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September 13th,
2008 5:12 am
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August 13th,
2008 11:49 pm
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Those Chinese gymnasts are sixteen in exactly the same way that my brother isn't a mutant. They couldn't PROVE he was cheating any more than they can PROVE these girls are TWELVE, but who has that stopped from removing his medals? This is outrageous!
I think it would be reasonable to storm Beijing. In protest. What is so great about their stupid wall, in any case?
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July 21st,
2008 12:22 am
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MY TURN. New teachers first!
177. How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse? Is there anything anyone could have told you that would have made your first sexual experience better? Do you think you would be better off if you had waited longer to have sex? If you had started earlier? Was sex what you imagined it to be?
HAVE AT IT, TEENAGERS. I had better see some good entries, because last week's response was truly weak. I will harass you all for honesty if need be.
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July 13th,
2008 10:59 pm
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( Private to Jean-Paul )
Hello, children and adults! I am Aurora Beaubier, recently arrived from Canada with my twin brother, Jean-Paul, the famous Olympic skiier. We bring greetings from Alpha Flight, our former team and allies of your X-Men. Whose cookie dough ice cream is in the fridge?
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